My choices today: survey or work... Guess which one I decided to do.


NAME: Michael Boyce

SEX: Male

NICKNAMES: Shakespeare.

HOME: do I have one? yes

HEIGHT: 5'10"

AGE: 27

EYES: yep

FAVORITE RELATIVE: What kind of fights are you trying to start with this question?

WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER MOST ABOUT 1999?: The year I moved to Winnipeg

DO YOU SMOKE: nope.

FAVORITE TV SHOW: Simpsons are getting tired, so I'll say Scrubs

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSEPAD: my mouse?

ONE PILLOW OR TWO: Two one to sleep on, the other to cuddle - shut up!

PIERCINGS OR TATTOOS: Like I'm willingly gonna let someone stick a needle in me when I'm not sick

WHO IS THE SILLIEST/CRAZIEST PERSON YOU KNOW? hmmm...I don't know

FAVORITE DRINK: Diet Pepsi

FAVORITE SOUND: a guitar gently weeping

FAVORITE SMELL: Clothes fresh from the dryer

FAVORITE HOLIDAY: Christmas. My birthday (okay so it's not an official holiday but it sometimes falls on Victoria Day)

FAVORITE CHRISTMAS CAROL: Good King Wencelas and Fairytale of NewYork by the Pogues-cause they have nothing really to do with Christmas other than the attitudes of the seasons.

WORSE FEELING IN THE WORLD: rock climbing harness. ouch!

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: the moment between sleep and awake

FAVORITE THING TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: watch movies, sleep

FAVORITE TOWN TO CHILL IN: Waterloo

FAVORITE THING TO DO ON A PLANE: not die

WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 10 YEARS: too creepy to even think about

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF IN THE MORNING?: Do I have to get up?

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? one or two

ARE YOU A GOOD FRIEND: I don't think I'm the person to answer this. Ask my friends

FAVORITE FOOD: pasta

WHEN YOU MEET A PERSON OF THE OPPOSITE SEX WHAT DO YOU NOTICE FIRST: Smile

HAVE YOU EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING? no. though I did have a bathing suit that turned out to be almost see-thru, Does that count?

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED: dust bunnies and stuff

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS:Pretty well

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: convicted? No.

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: chocolate

THUNDERSTORMS~LIKE OR DISLIKE: dislike

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: bacon bits - croutons are just dry bits of bread; gross

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE: No

IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON, DEAD OR ALIVE WHO WOULD IT BE: Shakespeare.

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE: Guiness

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? black but it would look stupid

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE: Yeah I guess

ARE YOU STILL IN LOVE: see above

WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: posters,

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? too small...

FAVORITE MOVIES: Casablanca, Lady Eve, Royal Tenenbaums

FAVORITE SONGS: Across the Universe, Death is Not the End (Nick Cave's version)

FAVORITE MUPPET: Rolf, the original Muppet!

MOVIE THAT MAKES YOU CRY: anything with Adam Sandler (boo);

RIGHTY/LEFTY: I am right handed.

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS: fingers? What are the "right" keys, keyboard Nazi!!!

BEATLES OR ELVIS: who's Elvis?

FAVORITE NUMBER: don't have one

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR: one with a driver

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM TRUCK: do I look like a red neck?

WHO IS/WAS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET CRUSH: the girl with the prettiest eyes

BESIDES SOMEONE IN YOUR IMMEDIATE FAMILY, WHO HAS HAD THE MOST IMPACT ON YOUR LIFE: my professors

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: wrestling. and if you laugh, I'll piledrive you

DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: Nope and nothing you can say will convince me. Infatuation at first sight, yes. Love, no way.

EVER BEEN CHEATED ON: Yep. Grrrrr

EVER CHEATED ON SOMEONE: Nope.

DUMPER OR DUMPEE: I thinkI've always been the dumpee. Once I wanted to be the dumper, but was worried about how my friends would react (my girlfriend was a close friend's sister) so I stuck it out until she broke up with me. Lame.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN EVIL: sure and I can tell you where her office is on campus

EVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT? Not since I was a kid. Apparently I didn't do it well.