Oh dear Lord! Not another survey! Oh the humanity!!!!

1. How many TVs do you have in your home?

One.

2. On average, how much TV do you watch in a week?

Far too many. It's the Who's the Boss hours you never get back.

3. Do you feel that television is bad for young children?

Yep.

4. What TV shows do you absolutely HAVE to watch, and if you miss them, you're heartbroken?

There aren't any right now. Used to be Dawson's Creek, but it's stupid now. Maybe Friends or Scrubs, but I'm hardly passionate about them.

5. If you had the power to create your own television network, what would your line-up look like?

Monkeys in little hats. Lots of interesting comedy shows - MST3k reruns, Mr Show, Kids in the Hall, Monty Python, Fawlty Towers, Blackadders; lots of hard to find classic and foreign movies; No eveyone loves Raymond, no Home improvement reruns no crap!