Just giving the people what they want... surveys!

1. WHAT TIME IS IT? 5:16

2. NAME AS IT APPEARS ON YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE: Michael William Boyce

3. NICKNAME(S): none

4. PARENTS NAMES: Bill and Roberta Boyce

5. NUMBER OF CANDLES THAT APPEARED ON YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY CAKE: 27

6. DATE THAT YOU REGULARLY BLOW THEM OUT: May 23

7. PETS: None

9. HAIR COLOR: brown

10. FAVORITE BAND(s) : Talking Heads, Velvet Underground

11. FAVORITE CANDY BAR: Crispie Crunch or Wunderbar

12. PARASAILING? What about it?

13. MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACE YOU HAVE EVER VISITED: PEI

14. DO YOU KNOW ANY SWEAR WORDS IN ANY OTHER LANGUAGES? I used to know some russian ones

15. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HYPNOTIZED? nope

16. FAVORITE FOOD: spagetti

17. BEEN TO AFRICA? No but I've been to me (thanks Chris)

18. BEEN TOILET PAPERING?? Yep

19. LOVED SOMEBODY SO MUCH IT MADE YOU CRY? Shut up!

20. BEEN IN A CAR ACCIDENT? yep though I wasn't driving

21. CRUTONS OR BACON BITS? Croutons are just dried up chunks of moldy bread - gross. Gimme bacon!

22. SPRITE OR 7-UP? Doesn't matter

23. FAVORITE MOVIE(S): of all time Casablanca; Royal Tenebaums, Lady Vanishes, Sanjuro, In the Mood for Love

24. Favorite holiday? Whatever one I get presents or candy on.

25. Favorite day of the week: Tomorrow

26. Favorite word or phrase: whatever

27. Favorite Toothpaste: whatever's by the sink

28. Favorite Restaurant: Olive Garden - so much salad!

29. Favorite Flowers: wilted ones

30. Favorite Drink: diet pepsi

31. Favorite sports to watch: wrestling, though I'm starting to like football too

32. Preferred type of ice cream? mint chocolate chop or candy cane! MMmmmm

33. Favorite Sesame Street Character: Oscar the freakin' Grouch - he's kind of a guru

34. Favorite colors? Shut up!

35. Favorite Fast Food Restaurant: Whatever's closest

36. When was your last hospital visit? Visiting kim in the summer. Hospitals smell funny and it's best not to go anywhere near them.

37. If money was no object, what car would you buy: One that goes and has a cd player

38. How many times did you fail your driver's test: Never

39. Who is the last person you got email from before this? Someone trying to sell me herbal Viagara

40. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Not lately

41. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card? HMV

42. What do you do most often when you are bored? MSN; curl up in the fetal position and cry

43. Name the person that you are friends with that lives the farthest: depends on what you mean by friend - I guess England

44. Most annoying thing people ask me: "Are you sure?"

45. Bedtime: whenever

48. Favorite all time TV shows: Night Court, Mr. Show, Monty Python, Fawlty Towers, Blackadder

49. Last person(s) you went out to dinner with: Rachel

50. Last Movie you saw? Punch Drunk Love

51. What's in your CD player right now? Built to Spill - they're awesome

52. What is your favorite Smell: fresh bread

53. What book is by your bed? V by Thomas Pynchon and Beautiful Losers by L.C.

54. Most uncommon job you have ever had? I don't know

55. What career you would choose if you could do anything you wanted and make lots of money too? Does Master of the Universe count as job? If so, then that. Otherwise, I'd want to be a writer/director/actor.

56. Make one wish for the thing you would want most: My dreams to come true.