Stupid Justin Timberlake! Here I was all set to bring sexy back and that jerkfaced monkey-boy had to go beat me to it. DAMN my proscrastination!
Now what am I going to do with these leather pants?
I suppose I could still bring something back, though. Monotony? Boredom? Average! That's it! I'm bringing average back!
4 comments:
Jerk-faced monkey-boy? You are too kind to the Timberschmuck. Perhaps you could wear those leather pants to class and elicit a swoon or two.
You debate whether or not to eliminate personal stories from class, but leather pants get the go-ahead? Sigh. What other crazy things am I missing this year?
Fret not, snm. There will be no leather pants.
Oh sure, shoot down my pedagogical suggestion without a thought. Just wait, 20 years from now someone will come up with the "leiderhosen learning" theory and be hailed as a genius, and all I get is comments like "inappropriate" and "somewhat disturbing" and "please refer him to a mental health professional." A prophet in his own land, that's me!
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