I think I need a new name. Mike is just so boring. I was walking past an HMV the other day and saw all kinds of new and exciting names, names like Lil Chingy, MF Doom and Todd. I don't think I'm cool enough to pull off one of those awesome names, but I thnk I could handle something more adventurous than Mike.
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you could always pull out the "yellow dart"
That sounds so inappropriate.
Todd? that's more exciting than Mike?
you're a strange guy.
i thought you were going with michaelclaus.
Mikey?
Wow, after all the nice things I said about Cheryl and she goes and pulls out "Mikey".
Michaelclaus, eh? I might keep that one. (Todd was a joke, Rebs. Someone needs to teach... oh, nevermind).
I can't handle it. too much humour for a city drone like myself.
...3rd rule of blog club...
Just use your last name. This sounds pretty dope:
"Hey, yo, Boyce! What up?"
Or you can do this little diddy:
"Boyce - the ladies choice"
why do people say 'diddy'?
i'm not trying to put you down here Dave, but I’ve seen it many a time. Does it mean something different than ‘ditty’?
Or is it just ignorance of real words?!
or it some hip new lingo?
well, this cat is not down, let me tell ya.
let me tell ya.
i'll be shutting up now....time to get some work done
Have you so quickly forgotten your superhero name, Phantom Torch? You can't hide from your alternate identity forever!
Of course, that's a bit long. We may have to shorten it to P-Torch, or Phantom T, which is my personal favorite.
hows abouts... l'il mike or l'il mickey or shortstomp.
oh. shortstomp. funny.
Straight ignorance.
It's no good. I asked my wife to call me by a nickname, and she just won't. And that's someone who actually likes me and wants me to be happy. The problem is not coming up with a good name (the Phantom Torch isn't too bad), but getting people to call you that. I suggested my spouse should call me the Human Fist, and I waved my fist around, but she just laughed.
How about 'Barclay'? You have to pick soon or we won't remember to start calling you that.
I've decided to ride the Mike thing a little longer and see where that takes me.
Ha! Good choice.
oh, disappointment.
oh, disappointment. where's the fun in one's birthname when one could pick something utterly random?
michaelclaus.
I'm missin' my updates over here.
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