Monday, November 20, 2006

I can't do this all on my own, I know I'm no Superman

Your Superhero Profile

Your Superhero Name is The Phantom Torch
Your Superpower is Mystic
Your Weakness is Atomic Explosions
Your Weapon is Your Ether Gun
Your Mode of Transportation is Unicorn


This is pretty cool. I like the name, The Phantom Torch. Of course with a name like that you'd expect my powers to have something to do with fire, but hey, whatever. I shouldn't complain: I could have been called the Golden Anteater, right? Now the unicorn is the big drawback; a bit too grade 8 school girl for me. I imagine people who would ride unicorns would name it something like Rainbow or Flower, and the The Frickin' Phanton Torch don't ride nothing called Rainbow. Maybe I could sell it and get an Audi or an Aston-Martin. Surely a circus or zoo would pay big bucks for a trained unicorn.

12 comments:

Keira said...

Yeah but no one can make fun of you for the unicorn because you could just blast them with your ether gun.
Besides, it could be a kick-ass unicorn with a serrated horn and enormous fangs. That would like, eat grade eight girls.

jpunk5 said...

check me out. hey, maybe you can borrow my flame shotgun...

Your Superhero Profile

Your Superhero Name is The Bat Jack
Your Superpower is Genetic engineering
Your Weakness is Chocolate
Your Weapon is Your Flame Shotgun
Your Mode of Transportation is Space Shuttle

Roz said...

I hate my superhero profile and refuse to blog it. Ever.

Tom said...

That's okay zoz. I'll post it for you:

Your Superhero Name is The Duke Weirdo
Your Superpower is Super Strength
Your Weakness is Alcohol
Your Weapon is Your Kinetic Nunchucks
Your Mode of Transportation is Clown Car

Roz said...

that is NOT my superhero profile!!! You've got it all wrong

jpunk5 said...

here roslyn, tommy got it all wrong...

Your Superhero Profile

Your Superhero Name is The Omega Engineer
Your Superpower is Kissing
Your Weakness is Sailors
Your Weapon is Your Fungal Stinger
Your Mode of Transportation is Unicycle

Roz said...

That's also wrong! Where are you guys getting this from?

jpunk5 said...

it's different each time...just post what you got. we'll all have a good laugh about it!!

Cheryl said...

How come my superpower is just supernatural (they forgot the "sense of smell" part)

Also, my weakness may or may not be flirting

Anonymous said...

Tremble before the Ghost Midget, or feel the wrath of my Abnormal Brain Function!

Your Superhero Name is The Ghost Midget
Your Superpower is Abnormal Brain Function
Your Weakness is Reruns of the Cosby Show
Your Weapon is Your Energy Blade
Your Mode of Transportation is Vortex

Well, gotta Vortex!

Tom said...

Nobody was paying attention to the one Jonathan posted for Roslyn??

Your Superpower is Kissing
Your Weakness is Sailors
Your Weapon is Your Fungal Stinger


HAHAHAHA ew

Anonymous said...

I think there's a very good reason that one was ignored so studiously.