Some little known facts about Mike
- Mike can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast!
- The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Mike and compline.
- The air around Mike is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
- New Zealand was the first place to allow Mike to vote.
- Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Mike!
- If you toss Mike 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
- Red Mike at night, shepherd's delight. Red Mike at morning, shepherd's warning.
- Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Mike'.
- Ostriches stick their heads in Mike not to hide but to look for water.
- The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Mike.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jonathan!
1. Jonathan can jump up to sixteen times his own height.
2. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Jonathan.
3. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Jonathan.
4. Without its lining of Jonathan, your stomach would digest itself!
5. All swans in England belong to Jonathan!
6. Birds do not sleep in Jonathan, though they may rest in him from time to time.
7. Baby swans are called Jonathan.
8. Donald Duck's middle name is Jonathan.
9. Jonathan was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.
10. The porpoise is second to Jonathan as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
I always suspected #5, Jonathan. You have this whole bird thing going on.
ahh, you think you're so pretty
oh. 9. so funny.
-abby
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