Monday, January 30, 2006

You can have it all, my empire of dirt

Is there a rash of alien abductions or something going on? Are Manitobans being kidnapped in the thick of the night? Have I been left behind? People seem to be disappearing on me. I am apparently a dangeorus person to know. GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN!!!

And people wonder why I'm paranoid.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

in light of this post, i deem it necessary for myself to go into hiding and deny ever having talked with you.

...what are you talking about, though?

Michael said...

People just seem to be disappearing.

Anonymous said...

as in, "poof!"?
or you just can't find them when you look for them?
or...?

Michael said...

Hey everyone. It's my momma. I mean, they never seem to be around anymore.

Anonymous said...

hmmm... that is sad news, indeed.

I hope you can at least find your wife, though.

Michael said...

I had no idea that Muppets were so concerned about me.

Anonymous said...

Who you callin' a Muppet, foo'?

I work with Big Bird and Oscar.

Michael said...

Techinically any creation of Jim Henson or the Jim Henson company is a Muppet whether they appear on The Muppet Show or Seasme Street (or both in the case of Kermit). Even Fraggles are Muppets. Refer to the wonderous cross-over "A Muppet Family Christmas," in which all the Muppets appear.

Anonymous said...

*snuffy is silent for a while*

"...oh."